My Horoscope for this year !

After all this tension and ridiculousness, you’re golden. The universe has seen fit to arrange for things to go easily for you — yes, just this once. And as for that new admirer with whom it hasn’t exactly been easy to get together? The roadblocks will officially be removed, and connecting will be easy. Now stop worrying about what’s in the past. It might not have been pleasant, but it’s over.

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Learn some fucking English or leave me alone!

“Your” is for something that belongs to you, like ‘your herpes’.

And “you’re” is a contraction for “you are”, like “you’re not sleeping with me”.

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